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Life is crazy. Lunch doesn’t have to be. Restore sanity with an easy and delicious Deli Fresh #Sanewich.

Don’t Stress the Play Date

What’s Up Moms? show us how to survive the insanity of a play date with a little help from Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh.

At least the kids are cleaning up after themselves?

Restore the sanity with an easy and delicious Deli Fresh #sanewich.

Some people like a challenge.

Others are just happy to have time for lunch. Make it easy with a Deli Fresh #sanewich.

How Crazy Does Your Future Look?

No, you can’t tell the future, but you can be better prepared for it with these tarot cards based on real situations from real moms.

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The Errands

The Errands card foretells more tasks to get done than hours in the day. Should you find yourself saddled today, lighten the load with an effortlessly delicious Grilled Ham Panini.

Grilled Ham Panini
  • 2 slices multi-grain bread (1/2 inch thick)
  • 1 Tbsp. MIRACLE WHIP Dressing
  • 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Smoked Ham
  • 2 thin slices tomato
  • 1 KRAFT 2% Milk Singles
The Laundry

The Laundry card foresees a rising tide of dirty clothes. You can’t escape the spin-cycle, but you can take a break with an easy-to-make Tasty Toasted Turkey Sub.

Tasty Toasted Turkey Sub
  • 2 98%-fat-free hot dog buns
  • 2 KRAFT Slim Cut Swiss Cheese Slices
  • 12 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Bold Mesquite Smoked Turkey Breast
  • 1 Tbsp. KRAFT Lite Ranch Dressing
  • 1 tomato, cut into 4 slices, then cut in half
  • 1/2 cup shredded lettuce
The Never-Ending DVD

The Never-Ending DVD sees a future where your children will only watch the same movie with the same characters over and over and over again. Settle in for the long-haul with an easy, tasty Sweet Heat Chicken Sandwich.

Sweet Heat Chicken Sandwich
  • 6 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Slow Roasted Roast Beef
  • 1 KRAFT Big Slice Pepper Jack Cheese Slice
  • 1 onion sandwich roll, split, toasted
  • 1 Tbsp. KRAFT Thick & Spicy Barbecue Sauce
  • 2 thin red onion rings
  • 1/3 cup shredded lettuce
The Down Wi-Fi

The Down Wi-Fi card predicts a vanishing Internet, bringing chaos and sadness to your household. Overcome your grief with an effortless Cheese Turkey Baguette.

Cheese Turkey Baguette
  • 1 Tbsp. KRAFT Mayo with Olive Oil Reduced Fat Mayonnaise
  • 1 piece French bread baguette (3 inch), partially split
  • 6 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Oven Roasted Turkey Breast
  • 1/4 cup baby spinach leaves
  • 1 KRAFT Slim Cut Mozzarella Cheese Slice
The Long Drive

The Long Drive card predicts that wild stir-craziness will follow you for untold miles ahead. Keep your focus on the road with an effortlessly delicious Sweet & Spicy Ham Pretzel Roll.

Sweet & Spicy Ham Pretzel Roll
  • 2 tsp. KRAFT Honey Mustard Dressing
  • 1/2 pretzel sandwich roll (4 inch), split
  • 5 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Bold Brown Sugar Ham
  • 1 KRAFT Big Slice Sharp Cheddar Cheese Slice
  • 2 thin onion slices, separated into rings
The Queen Bee

It has been foretold that The Queen Bee is coming for you, and nothing will stand in the way of her designer cupcakes and absolutely flawless parenting. Brace yourself with a quick Maple Club Sandwich.

Maple Club Sandwich
  • 1 thin multi-grain sandwich bun
  • 1 Tbsp. KRAFT Mayo with Olive Oil Reduced Fat Mayonnaise
  • 1 leaf lettuce
  • 2 slices tomato
  • 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Smoked Turkey Breast
  • 1 KRAFT Big Slice Sharp Cheddar Cheese Slice
  • 2 slices cooked OSCAR MAYER Maple Bacon
The Doubtful Tutor

The Doubtful Tutor card foretells that your children wil rely on you to remember forgotten knowledge from your past. The math may be frustrating, but a BBQ Beefwich is easy. And delicious.

BBQ Beefwich
  • 6 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Slow Roasted Roast Beef
  • 1 KRAFT Big Slice Pepper Jack Cheese Slice
  • 1 onion sandwich roll, split, toasted
  • 1 Tbsp. KRAFT Thick & Spicy Barbecue Sauce
  • 2 thin red onion rings
  • 1/3 cup shredded lettuce
The Meltdown

The Meltdown card sees a dramatic performance happening soon…and in public. Enjoy the intermission with an effortless Open Face Bagel Melt.

Open Face Bagel Melt
  • 1/2 onion bagel, toasted
  • 2 tsp. KRAFT Mayo with Olive Oil Reduced Fat Mayonnaise
  • 6 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Smoked Ham
  • 1 tomato slice
  • 1 green pepper ring
  • 1 KRAFT Big Slice Colby Jack Cheese Slice
The Customer Service

The Customer Service card foresees a labyrinth of service representatives from which there is no answer – nor escape. Hasten the process with a Quick Cuban Quesadilla.

Quick Cuban Quesadilla
  • 1 flour tortilla (6 inch)
  • 1/2 tsp. GREY POUPON Deli Mustard
  • 3 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Smoked Ham
  • 1 CLAUSSEN Kosher Dill Sandwich Slice
  • 1 KRAFT Slim Cut Mozzarella Cheese Slice
The Commute

The Commute card predicts your next commute will go neither calmly nor quickly. Transport yourself someplace else with an effortless Country Style Turkey N' Cheddar Sandwich.

Country Style Turkey N Cheddar Sandwich
  • 2 slices pumpernickel bread
  • 1 Tbsp. KRAFT Real Mayo Mayonnaise
  • 1 lettuce leaf
  • 2 thin slices tomato
  • 4 thin slices cucumber
  • 6 slices OSCAR MAYER Deli Fresh Oven Roasted Turkey Breast
  • 1 KRAFT Big Slice Sharp Cheddar Cheese Slice

Be Ready for Anything with
#Sanewich Survival Kits

Whether you're taking the kids on a long flight or just getting them a haircut, these kits will help give you a moment of sanity when things get crazy.

The In-flight

How come the kids only want to get up when the seatbelt sign goes on? Help them settle in for the long haul by packing this kit from Stephanie Dulgarian.

The Waiting Room

Still waiting for the dentist and the kids have read every ancient magazine in the office? Make time fly with this useful survival kit from Asia Citro.

The Road-Trip

Restless passengers make the long road even longer…and louder. Make the trip easier on everyone with one of Holly Homer’s kits.

The Unexpected guest

Who doesn’t love surprise visits from long lost third cousins. The kids, maybe. Keep them entertained with this easy kit from Jamie Harrington.

The Blackout

TVs and computers tend to lose their appeal when the power goes out. Rachel Miller shares her handy kit for lightening the mood in the dark.

Be Ready for Anything with
#Sanewich Survival Kits

Whether you're taking the kids on a long flight or just getting them a haircut, these kits will help give you a moment of sanity when things get crazy.

The In-flight

How come the kids only want to get up when the seatbelt sign goes on? Help them settle in for the long haul by packing this kit from Stephanie Dulgarian.

The Waiting Room

Still waiting for the dentist and the kids have read every ancient magazine in the office? Make time fly with this useful survival kit from Asia Citro.

The Road-Trip

Restless passengers make the long road even longer…and louder. Make the trip easier on everyone with one of Holly Homer’s kits.

The Unexpected guest

Who doesn’t love surprise visits from long lost third cousins. The kids, maybe. Keep them entertained with this easy kit from Jamie Harrington.

The Blackout

TVs and computers tend to lose their appeal when the power goes out. Rachel Miller shares her handy kit for lightening the mood in the dark.

Someone Needs a #Sanewich

Think your life is crazy? You’re not alone. Here are some others who could use a dose of sanity and a Deli Fresh sandwich.